Breaking and Entering, While we were in the house...

[johnnyb]

The luckiest burglar got away scott delicious today, when he entered flat 3, 101 Queens Rd at about 2.30pm. The lucky bastard managed to creep past four of its occupants, who were absorbed in revision or computer games (in my case listening to music very loudly), and unnoticed he stole a laptop and an external hard drive, leaving only an empty space and some tobacco.

He failed to notice the playstation and X box sitting proudly on display next to the 24" widescreen tv on the empty lounge, and walked straight past my specialized bighit, street value £1400, and that's a fair bit of crack.

We can revel in the fact that he did only steal a Tiny laptop, and it will probably only get him £50, if that, and if he can't sell it it will break in precisely 15 minutes anyway.

Thankfully no one was hurt, and hopefully the insurance will pay out for the kit stolen.

JB

[johnnyb]

By the way, police are looking for an Afro [url=http://www.trinidadandtobago.net]trinidad and tobago & caribbean[/url] man who smokes Old Holborn roll-your-own cigarettes.

JB

[Daiboy]

oh dear john, shouldn't have given your address - now you're gonna have all the web surfing thieves in bristol queuing up outside your house

gash news btw

[Suzysue]

let me att'em ill hit em with a crutch!!!!